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Post by LouisXIV on Oct 28, 2010 11:05:28 GMT 1
Here are the entries for the Blitzkrieg Iron Man Map Making competition:
Submission One
Submission Two
Please download them, try them out, and vote on your favourite here. You only get one vote, but you can retract your vote and vote again if you wish. You have 12 days from now.
May the best mapper win!Please let me know if there are any problems with the entries.
Warning: BlitzSrbija and it's unpaid volunteer staff are in no way to be held responsible if the above items wreck your computer, burn down your house, or otherwise destroy your marriage and your life. The opinions expressed on your local TV station are not necessarily the opinions of BlitzSrbija management or staff, cause we're a bunch of irresponsible guys.
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Post by Folgore on Oct 30, 2010 10:47:06 GMT 1
Warning: BlitzSrbija and it's unpaid volunteer staff are in no way to be held responsible if the above items wreck your computer, burn down your house, or otherwise destroy your marriage and your life.What about cars? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by LouisXIV on Oct 30, 2010 10:57:28 GMT 1
Oh, I take responsibility for destroying cars. I sit at the side of a high-speed highway with my bazooka and blow the hell out of them.
The police keep reporting them as "single car accidents." How dumb can you get?
I don't get no recognition for the good work I do!
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Post by Aleksandar on Oct 30, 2010 14:51:10 GMT 1
Oh, I take responsibility for destroying cars. I sit at the side of a high-speed highway with my bazooka and blow the hell out of them.
The police keep reporting them as "single car accidents." How dumb can you get?
I don't get no recognition for the good work I do! That was you?! Damn, I knew that 84mm rocket passing near my car was not an accident. ;D
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Post by danzig70 on Oct 31, 2010 2:34:43 GMT 1
My cat is missing. I strongly suspect he has been conscripted by BlitzSerbia. Judging by Aleks' profile picture, I fear the worst.....
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Post by zaltar on Oct 31, 2010 3:06:00 GMT 1
lol
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Post by Aleksandar on Oct 31, 2010 10:22:19 GMT 1
My cat is missing. I strongly suspect he has been conscripted by BlitzSerbia. Judging by Aleks' profile picture, I fear the worst..... Don't worry, I will return it back safe and sound. Just don't forget to give her milk when she asks and for the love of God don't let her close to any firearm ;D
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Post by LouisXIV on Oct 31, 2010 10:56:34 GMT 1
That was you?! Damn, I knew that 84mm rocket passing near my car was not an accident. A sergeant was dressing down his squad lined up on the parade ground. Suddenly a rock came from the direction of the rear rank and whizzed by his head. The sergeant immediately headed for the biggest troublemaker in the squad who happened to be in the rear rank.
"Upton," bellows the sergeant, "Did you throw that rock at me?"
"No, sergeant," replies the man.
"Upton, can you prove that you didn't throw that rock at me?"
"Yes, sergeant! If I had thrown that rock, I would have thrown a larger rock, I would have thrown it harder, and I wouldn't have missed!"
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Post by danzig70 on Nov 1, 2010 2:55:51 GMT 1
My cat is missing. I strongly suspect he has been conscripted by BlitzSerbia. Judging by Aleks' profile picture, I fear the worst..... Don't worry, I will return it back safe and sound. Just don't forget to give her milk when she asks and for the love of God don't let her close to any firearm ;D
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Post by LouisXIV on Nov 1, 2010 10:23:12 GMT 1
Aleksandar is such a nice guy, he forgot to mention the $10,000 dollars U.S. in plain unmarked $20s, to be hand delivered to a location of our choice at a date to be specified later.
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Post by Aleksandar on Nov 1, 2010 11:21:33 GMT 1
Aleksandar is such a nice guy, he forgot to mention the $10,000 dollars U.S. in plain unmarked $20s, to be hand delivered to a location of our choice at a date to be specified later. That's just for the rockets. You still owe me for the launchers. Please hurry up, Boris the Blade will get very angry if transaction is not complete very soon. And for the last time: I am not selling you TOW launcher until you promise not to use it on the freeway. Use LAW-s, remember the fun we had taking down light poles? ;D
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Post by LouisXIV on Nov 2, 2010 10:38:16 GMT 1
I think we better watch out. The CIA or CSIS or some other covert agency is going to come and arrest us as terrorists, because they have no sense of humour.
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Post by Folgore on Nov 2, 2010 15:38:54 GMT 1
... and for the love of God don't let her close to any firearm ;D Too late... ;D ;D (photo courtesy of jeffcanada)
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Post by LouisXIV on Nov 3, 2010 11:03:00 GMT 1
Who does those pictures?
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Post by danzig70 on Nov 3, 2010 15:56:26 GMT 1
that's awesome!
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